"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
Anonymous asked: You are wonderful
Nah, I just kinda throw a lot of rose petals at you guys and you become so flustered by the sight and smell that you don’t realize that I am, in fact, an antelope.
hearing noises when ur in the shower
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AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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This is my favorite post of all time