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catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via preciousthedemon)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via parkingstrange)

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

(Source: pleatedjeans, via preciousthedemon)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via preciousthedemon)

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

(via parkingstrange)

"Will you come to my baby shower?"

"Will there be salami rolls?"

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

(via lil--bean)

(Source: emilianadarling, via greetings)

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: winchestersaints, via frickin)

thewanderlustdesire:

bonquayyy:

notyetfamouslyfamous:

caprediem:

iihateurls:

the-absolute-best-posts:

agentbartowski:

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

SEND HELP

oh my jesus.

oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

bringing this back.

dear god

(Source: tacoposey, via jerkidiot)