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rockees:

a ferocious beast

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"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

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THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

omg yes

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uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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toastoat:

what a powerful cat

overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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Anonymous asked: If you sell your body and have sex with complete random strangers, why the hell do you deserve respect? You don't respect yourself enough to not have sex with everyone. Why should I respect you and your work?

ryden-gg:

oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman having sex with as many partners as she wants?

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oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman wanting to receive money in exchange for sex?

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oh magic conch shell, could it maybe be that this bitch ass anon is threatened by women doing what they want with their bodies instead of what society has conditioned them to do?

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THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

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bl00diedhell:

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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

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urgentcum:

types of friends:

  • the hot one
  • the skinny one
  • the skinny hot one
  • the obligation
  • the hater
  • the past
  • the one you actually like

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jailor:

These are my favorite dog pics.

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.