We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk
You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.
So fuckin adorable
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
"Will you come to my baby shower?"
"Will there be salami rolls?"
what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg
“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST
oh my jesus.
oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.
bringing this back.